I don't need no stinkin' instructions. Well, maybe. My last project was the assembly of a bed rail to assist me in and out of bed. This is so simple the instructions were tossed into File13. Not a good decision.
The bed rail consists of seven parts: a cross piece, and six extensions (three on each side of the cross piece) that, when properly assembled,tuck under the mattress to secure the cross piece.
An hour later and a headache the job is done. The problem was those six pieces in any configuration will assemble into anything not resembling a bed rail. Take it apart, do it again.
Now, where are those instructions? I'm still Tarzan but not king of the jungle.